"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you." ~Winnie the Pooh

"Mo Tang Fo Yo Wang" -Collin [slogan for flavored condoms]

"OHMIGOD. You haave to see this picture of Gerard Way, it makes me sooo horny! It used to be on my ceiling, but its hard to fall asleep and hold back the biggest boner ever." -Sebastian

"Thats what you get for raping me. Ho." -Mirza

Connor: "You're a fishy, say blub blub."
Me: "blub blub..?"
Connor: *smack* "say it like you mean it!"
Me: "but im a turtle"
Connor: "..the fuck? Get off the drugs."
Me: "What about werewolves?"

*I turn around, everyone except me has gum*
Me: "What the hell?! Where'd you guys get gum?"
"Some hot chick just walked up to us and gave it to us."- Mike.

"I want to be the best dressed kid in school."
"Then I have just one question for you, do you want to be a stud, or a super stud?"
"Where the fuck are my nascar shoes?!" -Josh &Me @ Boji

"It's my favorite!" *Poke* Me & Owen
"Thursday night, Chicken Gumbo Night" Owen

"What is it Amature hour?"
"Nope, it's amature week."
"Aussie Knucks!"

"Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm." -Unknown